Pants Pants Revolution: Stouffer's Salisbury Steak with Lukas (Ep 65)

The Froze Bros welcome Lukas—Max's old pal, first-time guest, and a man who claims to have eaten Stouffer's Salisbury Steak with Mac and Cheese approximately 500 times.

It turns out Lukas knows the right way to eat this meal—a method involving a fork, some patience, and a mixing (or revolution, if you will) that transforms the contents of two tray compartments into one glorious, gravy-soaked mess.

Before the steak, there's the matter of what's in Lukas's freezer. Jeans. And trash. There’s apparently a whole science (or pseudo science) to freezing your denim instead of washing it.

Then: Dr. James Salisbury once fed men nothing but baked beans and oatmeal until they were “very flatulent,” then prescribed chopped beef as a revolutionary remedy. He also brought his "muscle pulp of beef" to the Union Army during the Civil War, where diarrhea was killing more soldiers than cannon fire. Darren reports from the encampment.

In the news: a woman in Oregon is suing Trader Joe's after finding a rubber glove tip in her juice—and wondering if the glove’s former contents is in her stomach. And: a frozen food manufacturer has filed for bankruptcy.

In the closing segment: it's cinco de mayo, and the packaging of Kozy Shack Crème Caramel Flan explicitly says "Do Not Freeze." The Bros did not listen. Do they ever?

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